So here are my top 40 albums this year in order of how much I’ve personally enjoyed them. Links to reviews I’ve written, and maybe I’ll do an update on some others.
1 When Saints Go Machine – Konkylie
2 Jon Hopkins & King Creosote - Diamond Mine
3 Panda Bear – Tomboy
4 Console – Herself
5 Perc – Wicker And Steel
6 Iron & Wine – Kiss Each Other Clean
7 Death Grips – Exmilitary
8 Various Artists – Bangs & Works Vol.II
9 Art Department – The Drawing Board
10 Nicolas Jaar – Space Is Only Noise
11 Rustie – Glass Swords
12 PJ Harvey – Let England Shake
13 John Maus – We Must Become The Pitiless Censors of Ourselves
14 Josh T Pearson – Last Of The Country Gentlemen
15 Sully – Carrier
16 Katy B – On A Mission
17 Africa Hitech – 93 Million Miles
18 Ford & Lopatin – Channel Pressure
19 Gang Gang Dance – Eye Contact
20 Yuck – Yuck
21 Balam Acab – Wander/Wonder
22 Author – Author
23 Tom Waits – Bad As Me
24 Bass Clef – Inner Space Break Free
25 Zomby – Dedication
26 Fucked Up – David Comes To Life
27 Tyler, The Creator – Goblin
28 St Vincent – Strange Mercy
29 Toddla T – Watch Me Dance
30 Plaid – Scintilli
31 E-40 – Revenue Retrievin’ Overtime
32 EMA – Past Life Martyred Saints
33 Kuedo – Severant
34 Moon Duo – Mazes
35 Frank Ocean – Nostalgia, Ultra
36 Chrissy Murderbot – Women’s Studies
37 Austra – Feel It Break
38 Wild Beasts – Smother
39 The Caretaker – An Endless Bliss Beyond This World
40 Oneohtrix Point Never – Replica




Living as I do, in a commuter-belt limbo boasting a citizenship of peculiarly large forehead size, it’s not every day I get the chance to drop a name. But as I puzzled over Carrier, a chance Google search revealed to me that I used to hang out with this guy once upon a time. The Jack Stevens I knew was a reticent metalhead playing dextrous sheet-glass guitar for local Darkthrone-a-likes, Niroth. Metal fans are an obstinate bunch by reputation – perhaps the most tribal of cliques. Those who dare dabble in other arenas are often treated by their peers with marked suspicion. Being true to True Metal requires a complicated hopscotch: step on the wrong square and you risk sullying (pun intended) your metal name. That said, there’s almost always an exception to prove the rule. I’ve known many a hardcore metaller harbouring a secret love for the likes of ABBA, the Commodores, ELO – even cheesed-out happy hardcore and Euro-trance. This very website is testament to the diverse tastes of even the most dedicated metal fans. Still, I couldn’t help feeling perplexed, upon our last encounter, to find Jack Stevens shorn of head and affecting a rude Jafaican drawl – the kind of behaviour that’d get you turfed out the True Metal Fan Club faster than you can growl “The Splendour Of A Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath The Blazon Of A Hyperborean Empire (Part III)”.
“Konkylie” means ‘conch shell’ in Danish, but When Saints Go Machine don’t remind me of the sea. Instead, it’s the band’s own moniker that most aptly describes this album’s vision of hymnal chant and motorik monasteries. As any GCSE Lit student will tell you, the conch was used as a symbol of order and democracy in William Golding’s Lord Of The Flies. Only the holder of the conch shell was allowed to speak at meetings, ensuring the undivided attention of all those present.